He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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