I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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