Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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