all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Come on in and take your pants off
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