Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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