So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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