I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
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