Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Randomize
