It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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