hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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