Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
She needs sedatives and a leash
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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