'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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