Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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