Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
Randomize
