so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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