Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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