No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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