I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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