Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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