I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
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I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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