The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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