I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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