Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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