have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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