Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i may or may not be watching the land before time
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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