Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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