idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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