Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize
