The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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