You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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