She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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