Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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