Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I don't deserve a penis
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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