It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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