evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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