woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
