I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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