if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Found your dick twin last night
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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