It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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