Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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