so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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