physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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