just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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