You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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