god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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