JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Someone shattered a urinal.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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