Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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