just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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