I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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