the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
why is half of my head shaved?
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